flower fairies, peony & iris
A deer that catches stars in its antlers
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
OH MY GOD?????
Yeah the last one is amazing - the sleeve cuffs undone…those beautiful large hands… I’m sorry those hands were made for … er… nevermind.
….Captain Sharpie Sharknado Wolf…
Captain Bottle Howls-Cat. At your service.
Captain Marker Guardians Cat. Nice…I guess
Captain Lock Guardian Giraffe!
Captain Mouse Lone Panther
Captain Lipstick Miss Crow
Captain Wall Crow Wolf
Captain Mouse 5th Deer
Captain Plasma Grand Cat
Captain Lotion Twitches Snail
Captain Ghost Ella Fox.
Oh yeah. I’m keeping that forever.
Captain Bowl Captain Tiger.
((I’m so glad I’m not the only one who had recently watched Sharknado))
Captain Headphones Sharknado Dolphin
Captain Pen The Owl
Captain fouton the Chambered Nautilus
Captain Door Pocahontas Guinea Pig
Every goddamn time I see people complain about Shake it Off, it gets in my head and I have to listen to it.
All of you stop being so sensitive before I end up putting this stupid song on my iPod.
An identification chart of 42 North American butterflies.
Best way to slice a pizza: Stick it in SCP-914 on the “Rough” setting.